Jodies for Flights

[Beetlebailey]

If you have any good, and clean, jodies then post them here for Alpha, Bravo, and last but not least, Charlie flight.

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

OK ,you ready get a pen and paper and know that Rockin BATMAN was gracious enough to bestow upon you some of his knowledge.
Before going any further you must agree to the following:
First you must give batman credit each time these are done. Second a donation of 5dollars is to be given to batman each time these are used (jk) about #2
{-sorry about the length but i figure if you guys give the party jodie a rest its well worth it-}

1. (AS WE MARCH)
As we march both near and far
Guess your wondering who we are
were as proud as we can be
we are the best of the CAP
Honor and teamwork thats our goal
were the Civil Air Patrol
As we march we march with pride
and teamworks marching at our side

2. (HEY COMMANDER)

H-e-y C-o-m-m-a-n-d-e-r
look out your window
here comes you _______ flight
your rough tough _______flight
H-e-y C-o-m-m-a-n-d-e-r
look out you window
here comes your _______ flight
your mighty mighty _______flight
(and then instead of mighty might replace with quick slick or any other ryme you can think up)

3. (PT Granny)

When my granny was 91
she did PT just for fun
When my granny was 92
she did pt better than you
When my granny was 93
she did pt better than me
When my granny was 94
she ran 2 miles and then 10 more
When my granny was 95
she did pt just to stay alive
when my granny was 96
she did pt just for kicks
when my granny was 97
she up and died and double timed it to heaven
She met saint peter at the pearly gate
said to saint peter sorry im late
st peter said with a big white grin
drop down granny and give me ten

4. (No Name)

______flight your doing fine
got socks that smile and shoes that shine
our beds are four inches from the wall
everyones ready everytime we call

_______, ________ dont feel blue
three more hours and youll be through
when you get there you will know
CAP is the way to go
______flight you doing alright
Gonna make a real good flight

5. (John Wayne)
(this one is awesome i just found it i want to hear at least one flight do it next week)

Old john wayne is a friend of mine
we did pt all the time
Push up, sit up, two mile run
we didnt stop tell all was done
john wayne loved his vitamin p
He taught me that its good for me
on day one i was punny and weak
john wayne started with the bend and reach
on day two it was doing me good
i kept my faith like he knew i would
on day three i was tall and proud
I felt so good i was leading the crowd
PT is good for you and me
well never OD on vitamin p
We do pt the john wayne way
we do pt everyday
I like pt thats no lie
Ill do pt tell i die
pt keeps me fit and strongwith vitamin P, PT!!!

6. (We Got The Drive)

here im am before the sun
going on a mile run
Strechin, yawnin, coming alive
i can do it i got the drive
starting out slow kepping the pace
mourning breeze blowing in my face
passing others watching me
wonder what it is they see
do they see my greif and pain
they must think that im insain
or do they see my will and pride
aint no doubt i got the drive
breath deep sound of let em know
were on the move and rarin to go
we are smiling as we pass em by
were gonna show em we got the drive
picking up the pace and heading out
for blocks around youll hear us shout
come run with us if youd like to try
one things for sure we got the drive
if you want to kepp pace with me
theres one thing youve got to see
drives important and will is too
makes me the best at what i do

[Beetlebailey]

how about this (i know it pales in comparison to yours horn but but its all ive got) Me and my Family made this up it is called. "Fellin' the Heat"

_______ flight just cant be beat, ______ flight is feelin' the heat;
_______ is mighty fine,_______ flight is second in line;

_______ flight is flying high,________ flight just geeting by

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

No matter i put up a bunch of jodies on this page and every tuesday i hear we like to party im and getting just a little tired of it.

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Ok this is for the new kids who want to know Attitude Check and Motivation Check
-Attitude Check-
The flight sergeant says "Attitude Check"
Flight says "We like it here We love it here We finally found a home"
Sergeant says " A what"
Flight says "A home"
Sergeant says " A what"
Flight says " A home away from home Hurra , Alpha, Bravo, Charlie

Motivation Check

Flight sergeant says "Are You Motivated"
You say " Motivated, Motivated down right Dedicated, You check us out, You check us out Hurra Alpha, Bravo, Charlie"

When ever someone important says EYES you immediatly give them your full attention and look directly at them and Yell SNAP. Your Welcome, Batman

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

This page is not just for flight sergeants if anyone has any jodies post them on here or if you want it to be your flight exclusive jodies give them to your flight sergeant trust me they need em theirs are getting real old.

[Major Destruction]

capfencer said:

if you want it to be your flight exclusive jodies give them to your flight sergeant trust me they need em theirs are getting real old.

Amen, preach on brother!

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Lol Its the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I jodied most of the flights on the way off. They sounded decent with good jodies lol. Man I loved being flight sergeant I had the coolest jodies and I was always looking on the net for more. But the trick is flight sergeant (Batman is about to bestow a great secret upon you) get a jodie and practice it marching by yourself at your house, just so when you do it with the flight you know the cadence of the jodie because cadence is what makes the jodies sound good (if you squeak the jodies with high pitched really fast chipmunk voice it just isnt good. I would like to see every flight with 1 new jodie by the time i get back from vacation which is in two weeks you guys will have to live without me for next week keep strong ill be back

[firstknife]

When I was in ROTC our flight was the Tulsa Tsunami flight (we were making fun of the tulsa hurricanes for being land locked so thats why they sucked) any ways while doing PT we would do last airman up. the last man would yell TSUNAMI! and the rest of the flight would yell RIDE THE WAVE as the airman would pass the flight and take the lead.

anyways the flights should come up with names that describe the flight and I dont mean awesome alfa or beautiful bravo
try alfa avengers or BUFF bravo feel free to be more original

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Yea definitly, Cavett I was gonna ask you do you think we could get flight guidons?( by the way this was Scatys idea a while back) It wouldnt be hard just get those solid shower curtain rods or Painted PVC and fabric for the flag and just sew a big A or B or C. The ones we had at encampment were solid wood and heavier than a small car lol. I wouldnt mind making them if squadron would provide funds for supplies. The ones at encampment were light blue background with white letters But I was thinking we could do ours like squadron colors like black background with red or yellow letters. What do you think Cavett?

[mleskowat]

Here is a jody I made up with help here and there from my family.

On my birthday when I turned one,
My birthday cake was overdone.
On my birthday when I turned two,
My birthday cake made me get the flu.
On my birthday when I turned three,
My birthday cake was sugar free.
On my birthday when I turned four,
My birthday cake fell on the floor.
On my birthday when I turned five,
My cake was the worst they could contrive.
On my birthday when I turned six,
My birthday cake was full of sticks.
On my birthday when I turned seven,
My birthday cake was made unleavened.
On my birthday when I turned eight,
My birthday cake made me overweight.
On my birthday when I turned nine,
My birthday cake tasted like shoeshine.
On my birthday when I turned ten,
I never had birthday cake again.

Feel free to use it. Enjoy!
Michael Leskowat

"You see I'm a bit of a poet, and you did not know it."- The Scarlet Pimpernel

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Is everyone seeing this , INITIATIVE, Good Job Michael keep it up. You too Bailey.

[mleskowat]

Thanks Weston. I'll try!

[Beetlebailey]

dido

[firstknife]

guidons are supposed to be heavy. If you're really interested I can hand make a few I did it when I was a cadet but the idea didnt take so if you want just ask and I might make it a christmas present to the flights