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[MadMath]

[shadow=brown,left,300]Hotel Riddle:[/shadow]
The clerk received $25. The bell hop received $2. The men received a total of $3. The men actually paid a total of $25 for the room and $2 for the bell hop. By saying that the men paid $27, you are counting the $2, which the bell hop received, twice. By subtracting this error, you will get a total of $27. The remaining $3 is, of course, with the men.

[MadMath]

I can prove that 1=2

a=b

aa=ab

aa-bb=ab-bb

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

(a+b)(a-b)/(a-b)=b(a-b)/(a-b)

a+b=b

2b=b

2=1

Can you figure out what I did wrong? (Note: If you have seen this before, please don't answer.)

Math is a important part of aerospace.

[firstknife]

hotel riddle: did the men pay by cash or credit card if credit card then the bank messed it up, however for Archimedes' sake i'll go with cash; the men paid with a $20 bill and a $10 bill =$30 the change they recieved was 5 $1 bills. Two of which went to the bell hop leaving a remander of $3.

see me tuesday for the second problem I believe I know it. It reminds me of a genetic mutation seen in DNA (tRNA)

[R2]

How many animals did Moses bring on the Ark?

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

2 of everyone except the aquatic ones I beileve.

[R2]

The answer is none.
Moses didn't bring any animals on the ark Noah did.

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

You tricked me> Ok very nice pulled one over on Batman!! Ok heres one for you if a rouster is on the top of a house and the roof is slanted to the east and to the west there is a slight breeze headed west if that rouster lays an egg which side will it fall down on. If you know the answer hold off for a couple days so everyone can try

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Ok heres the answer Rousters dont lay eggs chickens do!

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

(For all you "Lord Of The Rings" fans who have read the "Hobbit") "Whats in my pocket".
Ok heres for the real riddle if you solve it you get a _-{[(Bar of Gold)]}-_ JK anyway here it is
(what do you stick in the toaster) -------------------- if you said toast there will be no bar of gold for you if you said bread you still get no bar of gold but you are a little smarter. Batman

[R2]

I know it's batman...................................................................I'm just joking the answer is pop tarts duh

[Beetlebailey]

why wont anyone (esp. capt) let me carry my own tray @ MCDonalds?
***ask batman,honey,sgtscatty,stapil,or firstknife for full story***

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Why do you torture yourself bailey. Ok if you insist. We were all at Mcdonalds after the star spangled salute airshow and we all just got our food and bailey sits down and then all the rest of us end up sitting at a different table. Well Bailey decides hes going to get up and sit by us and he stands up grabs his tray and kinda loses balence and the fries fall of his tray into Capt Cavetts lap. So he tries to make up for the loss of balance and tilts the tray the other way and flop there goes is drink of the other end of the tray whirrling top over bottom like 3 times and then lands flat on its lid. Oh man everyone was laughing for like 20 min. I fell into the booth and started crying. lol. and then he got situated and like 3 min later we were all just eating and all of us at the same time looked at bailey and just started laughing again for another good 10 min. Im laughing now just writing this story anyway from then forth he cant carry his own tray at a CAP activitie So now you know the rest of the story. Did i get the answer right Bailey?

[Beetlebailey]

regrettably so

[firstknife]

careful what you ask for you just might get it

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

A normal toaster, The answer is bread. The trick is most people say toast.