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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 28, 2005 1:50:53 GMT -5
Im always in the need of a good laugh if you have jokes post them here> However there are two guidlines to jokes. 1. They must be clean. 2. They must be funny, none of this "Why did the chicken cross the road stuff".
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Post by Major Destruction on Dec 28, 2005 8:52:31 GMT -5
I don't have any jokes that are both clean and funny.
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 28, 2005 12:24:52 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 28, 2005 12:36:19 GMT -5
A man had just entered the U.S. and didnt know any English so he called upon his neibor to teach him a few key phrases to get him by. The first phrase the neibor taught him was "Yes I did" so he practiced this and leaned it quite well. Then the neibor showed him around town and took him to Wal-Mart. As they approached the Electronics Section the neibor taught him to say Plug it in Plug it in. Well when they left the neibor went on home and the other guy decided to walk home. Well on his way he ran into a homoside crime scene and the police were just arriving an officer approached him and said did you do this? His simple reply was "Yes, I did" the police officer was slightly taken back but said you know you could get life in prison or the death sentence, you could get the electric chair. once again he simply replyed plug it in plug it in.
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MadMath
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Post by MadMath on Dec 28, 2005 20:21:54 GMT -5
I actually have a series of jokes that are all linked together. After you get one right, I will post the next. Mark (Jesusfreak) is not allowed to answer these.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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R2
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Post by R2 on Dec 28, 2005 20:51:43 GMT -5
I know, but I can't answer.
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Post by Beetlebailey on Dec 28, 2005 22:35:26 GMT -5
you open the door and put it in, duh
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 28, 2005 23:42:37 GMT -5
wouldnt it be to big though?
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Post by firstknife on Dec 29, 2005 0:05:26 GMT -5
you cut it up
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 29, 2005 0:07:09 GMT -5
Sick.
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MadMath
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Post by MadMath on Dec 29, 2005 14:07:26 GMT -5
Bailey is right. I never told you how big the refrigerator was. Now, how do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 30, 2005 2:21:20 GMT -5
If its like the last one I believe cutting it up is the right answer.
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 30, 2005 12:41:01 GMT -5
again he did not say how big the fridge is.
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Honey
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Post by Honey on Dec 30, 2005 15:52:07 GMT -5
How about a politically correct Christmas story: The Night Before a Nondenominational Winter Holiday. Courtesy of Larry the Cable Guy
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 30, 2005 16:13:52 GMT -5
I got one....you have 2 coins that make up 30 cents but one of them is not a nickel ,hint read EVERY word.Ill tell you the answer we three or more give up.
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