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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Jan 1, 2006 21:22:15 GMT -5
Y not??
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drcomm
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Post by drcomm on Jan 2, 2006 15:50:46 GMT -5
Are senior members allowed to answer?
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MadMath
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Post by MadMath on Jan 2, 2006 19:02:35 GMT -5
Yes, senior members are allowed to answer.
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drcomm
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Post by drcomm on Jan 2, 2006 19:35:53 GMT -5
You need to get to the party, but to get there you must cross a river inhabited by crocodiles. There is no bridge, no boat, and no airplane. How do you get across, without getting eaten? You jump in and swim across. The crocks are not in the river. They are at the party.  |
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 3, 2006 0:47:31 GMT -5
GJ drcomm. Ok now for the joke part of this thread I hope.
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Jan 16, 2006 22:38:44 GMT -5
Joke??? what joke???
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Post by Beetlebailey on Jan 17, 2006 13:00:49 GMT -5
why did the child cross the playground?
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Post by Major Destruction on Jan 17, 2006 13:48:04 GMT -5
Because he was going to get beat up if he didn't.
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 17, 2006 15:57:18 GMT -5
LOL. Why did the bird cross the basketball court.............................. He heard the Reff was calling fowls. HAHAHAHA (this is an example of a joke. Please include more jokes and less Riddles)
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Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Jan 18, 2006 21:26:19 GMT -5
Y did the bully cry like a little girl??
No one one will never know.
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 18, 2006 23:31:33 GMT -5
All these Jokes have no end to them post the answer with the question as done in my joke. Trust me its more funny if the punch line is told the same day as the joke is told.
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Post by Beetlebailey on Jan 25, 2006 10:24:12 GMT -5
there once was a college professer who had his class do an experment. the first day he had them do the experment he wore a blue shirt and is took his class only 90 min. the second day he had them do the same experment a second day, he wore a white shirt, and the class took an hour and a half!
can you explain why?
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 25, 2006 12:29:01 GMT -5
It seems like your not giving us enough info...
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Post by firstknife on Jan 26, 2006 3:21:12 GMT -5
90min = an hour and a half. The color of the shirt had nothing to do with it. The class doesnt know what they are doing otherwise they would've been done in less than an hour and a half, by the second time they should be experts at it and trim some time down they are obviously not paying attention in class, either that or no one actually read the joke  |
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Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 26, 2006 12:13:09 GMT -5
Oh i just wasnt familiar with what percent of time a hure was. My bad
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