MadMath
Junior Member
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Posts: 99
|
Post by MadMath on Dec 30, 2005 16:35:59 GMT -5
One is not a nickel, but what about the other?
The answer to my riddle:
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
Next question: There was a big party that all the animals went to except for one. Which one didn't go?
|
|
|
|
Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 30, 2005 16:40:15 GMT -5
? Next question: There was a big party that all the animals went to except for one. Which one didn't go? the mouse |
|
R2
Junior Member
May the force be with you.
Posts: 70
|
Post by R2 on Dec 30, 2005 17:11:11 GMT -5
One is a nickel, and one is a quarter.
|
|
|
|
Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 30, 2005 17:13:26 GMT -5
Was it that easy??
|
|
R2
Junior Member
May the force be with you.
Posts: 70
|
Post by R2 on Dec 30, 2005 17:16:22 GMT -5
I've heard it before, but it's been a while so it took a bit of thinking. At first I thought when you said "I got one" I thought it meant you had one of the coins.
|
|
|
|
Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 30, 2005 19:09:08 GMT -5
The answer to mad maths has got to be the giraffe becasue he was in the refigerator. but where is the joke
|
|
|
|
Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 30, 2005 19:09:33 GMT -5
Ok i said GOT JOKES not GOT RIDDLES make a new thread
|
|
R2
Junior Member
May the force be with you.
Posts: 70
|
Post by R2 on Dec 31, 2005 11:49:07 GMT -5
How about you just rename this thread Got Jokes/Riddles.
|
|
|
|
Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Dec 31, 2005 13:00:39 GMT -5
No comment.
|
|
MadMath
Junior Member
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Posts: 99
|
Post by MadMath on Dec 31, 2005 23:22:18 GMT -5
Batman answered correctly.
It is a joke because it is funny. It is funny because it is obvious.
Last one: You need to get to the party, but to get there you must cross a river inhabited by crocodiles. There is no bridge, no boat, and no airplane. How do you get across, without getting eaten?
|
|
|
|
Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Dec 31, 2005 23:33:37 GMT -5
jump on the crocs heads
|
|
kemosabe
Junior Member
Anything but new member
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
Posts: 69
|
Post by kemosabe on Jan 1, 2006 3:45:17 GMT -5
so anyway Batman how did you say we needed to encourage firstknife to get up that wall?
(this is a classic example of an inside joke)
|
|
|
|
Post by SOONERSRBETTER on Jan 1, 2006 14:15:27 GMT -5
i hate inside jokes tell me.please!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by <>Major_Havoc<> on Jan 1, 2006 17:02:35 GMT -5
No comment>>>>  |
|
MadMath
Junior Member
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Posts: 99
|
Post by MadMath on Jan 1, 2006 20:59:08 GMT -5
No, you don't jump on the crocodiles heads.
|
|
