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[SOONERSRBETTER]

hure HAHA!! hure, whats a hure??

[Beetlebailey]

i do believe he miss spelled HOUR

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

ME!!!!! No you did I was just saying I couldnt read your writing.

[Beetlebailey]

one man walked into a bar, and a second man ducked

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Hey Bailey in your Chinese proverb ask is spelled aks. Not correcting you just giving you the heads up.

[Beetlebailey]

what r u talking bout
jk i changed it

[MadMath]

I have a very different answer for the experiment riddle:

First we must find out what a hure is. Obviously,
hure = hour - o + e.

Well, an hour is 60 mintues, so
hure =60-o+e

60-0=60, so
hure=60+e

What does E equal though? That is easy:
E=mc²
But, I don't think that that is the E we are looking for.
No, the e we are looking for is in Empty.

60 + empty = 60.

Now, 60 plus one half = 60.5 minutes.
The reasons for the reduction in time are because practice made the students better. But even more than that reason: I left the classroom.

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

LOL ok

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Heres a good one my sis told me. A man was in prison for killing a man (but was innocent). One day his father wrote to him and informed him that since he was in prison he was going to have to sell the farm. Because his son wasnt there to till the ground. So his son wrote him back saying "Dont till the ground this year dad thats where I hid the bodies" well the next day the FBI was swarming all over the farm digging up the ground looking for bodies. a week later the son sent his father another message saying "Thats the best I could do from in here pops" -----If you dont understand basically the FBI intercepted the message and basically tilled the ground for the father. HAHA ROLF LOL there ya go a joke.

[Major Destruction]

e also = about 2.71.

[MadMath]

Hree is sethoming ieesitnrtng! Did you konw taht you can raed tihs? Do you konw why? As lnog as the frist and lsat ltetres are in the crocret pstiooin and the rset of the lttres are smeorhewre in the mddile, yuor biarn can itreenprt the wrdos. Jsut geos to sohw you how wlel we are dsineegd.

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Didnt you write this in another thread?

[MadMath]

Yes, but I deleted it in that thread. It just didn't fit right there.

[MadMath]

An email containing the following was forwarded to me by my dad. I thought it was funny.

THE EVOLUTION OF MATH

Teaching Math In 1950

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1960

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

Teaching Math In 1970

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80. Did he make a profit?

Teaching Math In 1980

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of
production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the
number 20.

Teaching Math In 1990

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and
inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the
preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of
$20. What do you think of this way of making a living?
Topic for class participation after answering the question:
How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes?
(There are no wrong answers.)

Teaching Math In 2005

Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100.
El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

[<>Major_Havoc<>]

Thats halarious mostly because its true. As Sean Hannedy always says Its not funny unless it has some bit of truth in it. Thats the funniest thing ive heard in a while good job Math.